SWISS First Lounge

I find it fascinating that after writing the below review for SWISS BUSINESS LOUNGE - the listing (Swiss Business Lounge Geneva Airport) has been completely removed from Google.Likely by the business owner. Let’s be honest and review T&C’s - only they can do that.So here I go again..Copying & pasting from my visit from May the 1st 2023.(Excited to see if this also gets the “business” removed…)Probably (Swiss Business) the worst lounge you will ever visit. Ever.It’s like a mediocre waiting room at the dentist office. The silence is awkward, no one really wants to be here, but access is included in the airline ticket (least I hope it is) & you’re too cool to go spend time with the rest of gen pop.There’s some worn out magazines, some couches which are comfortable, but not the kind of comfortable you would want at home.Rest of the space looks like something out the “basic b****” range from IKEA.The only other time I have seen food like served here, is on TV. In prison movies. Legit. Check out the plate trays.The chicken sauce might have been cooked, but one wasn’t feeling brave. Veg looked boiled & the pasta might be al dente (but form out the outside in.. go figure. New trend?)Whilst the display fridge was being repaired, the safest bet was a bread roll & some crackers. 4 out of 5 for that!The views are in line with the rest of the space. Scaffolding, ladders, flooded flat roof and to add some colour to the grey background, uncovered insulation blocks.On the upside, the staff are very polite and you can get your steps in trekking to the lounge!Come on its not all doom & gloom? drown your disappointment at the alcohol counter - the beer is cold and Prosecco fizzy!

Dommage que je ne puisse pas mettre la note de 0. Le salon Swiss First de l'aéroport de GVA est une honte monumentale. Et en plus, ils n'ont pas changé leur information sur le site de Swiss qui montre l'ancien salon (que j'ai testé et qui était très bien). Aujourd'hui vous êtes dans un espace minuscule, sans vue, sans charme. C'est parfaitement inadmissible. Evidemment, il est impossible de parler à quiconque chez Swiss pour donner son avis donc je le poste ici. Je le dis et le répète : honteux, ne mérire que la note de 0,0.

On se demande pourquoi on paye de la first...Personne pour vous accueillir au check in ni pour vous faire passer les contrôles , le salon microscopique.On vous sert une omelette ou devrais-je dire les oeufs liquide en bidon...Personne pour vous emmener dans l'avion. On vous répond ici on est à genève on fait pas ca.A bord heureusement c'était mieux mais vu les cabines vieillissantes , une classe business sur une autre compagnie ferait beaucoup mieux l'affaire.